Thursday, January 25, 2007

There's smtg about ah zhu

From one very trustworthy source, the informer informed Simply Scandalous Inc.™ that our very own ah zhu is seeking a bodyguard.

Words have it that the number of applicants numbered in the hundreds, and that may very well be an understatement.

From ANOTHER very trustworthy source, KayPoh™ Productions are interested in making a reality show based on this. The name of the show is not yet decided but it is believed to be "Project: Ah Zhu Bodyguard". It would be the first of its kind in the region and perhaps globally, a reality show to select the perfect bodyguard for ah zhu....

From yet another very trustworthy source, there has been an increase in the number of people(all males) going to the gym and taking up martial arts classes.

Sources pointed out some outstanding ones like....

- Weak, frail looking. Trying very hard to pump up his body, but strangely holding a bottle of mayonnaises wherever he goes.

- Like a shadow, not one of the SSI™ informants have seen his face, whenever any of the SSI™ informants caught up to him, but he always manage to lose the SSI™ informants whenever we pass by a pillar.....hmm...most intriguing

- very normal looking guy, blends perfectly into the crowd, totally unnoticeable. However, that fella is happily munching on a biscuit loudly, disturbing our informants greatly.

Things are looking promising already for the show, if the producers managed to trash out a deal.... stay tune to this space, more reports coming up.....

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