Never notice before that......

Maggie's latest scandal

According to SSI agent Ah boh, she reported that apparently, during one of their weekly dance practice. apparently maggie has made a very good friend that looks like the dude above. Apparently too, that muscleman tried really hard but failed(the failed part is added by Agent Ah Boh) to impress our very own Maggie.

Reunion Dinner Cum Bdae celebration

hey guys, we will be having our own reunion dinner!!! so vote for where you want or prefer to eat!

It is our Ah Zhu again!!!!

Venue : LT 11
Occasion : Econs Lecture
Time : Approximately 1145am

What happened?

Upon seeing a freaking long maths equation, our very own ah zhu started to moan loudly.

Then a guy infront of him, who is happily playing his computer game and not listening to the lecture, turn at look happily at our Ah Zhu.

Oh and dan tou is shibou shitsu no buta .

3 guys, 2 gals and 1 car Part II

We have received news and have managed to identify the following people who are involved in the very exciting happenings.....

K. Leo AKA Lao Da

Y.Heng AKA Siao Eh

YT.Lee AKA Kua Dio Kwee

G. Tan AKA Ahhhhhh

More news to follow.....

Chalet Updates!

Ok i asked ah dawn to send me the photos and she ask me to upload them...... (due to slow uploads, i shall only upload a few la...)

Ah neh: WAh you all see, meteor leh
Kenneth: Hoei! i shall catch it!
Maggie: Wah! So scary!!! Ahhhh!!!

Ah neh: Shit la how come that rong'er nv give me any tiles i want one
Rong'er : Hmm three bamboo....(inside joke hahahah)
Kynneth: Wah seh how come that ah teck every time Kang one?
Ah teck : Kang!!!!

Ah zhu: Hmm, lets see wat we got. Mayonnaises.....check! Biscuit....check! Longan...check!....

Ah Gong: UUUUhhhhhh...Me got cook thing....me cook gooooood fooooddd...gahhhhhhh

Leila: OMG is that .....(insert someone's name)
TingWei: Shit! Wo men de ai.....
Kenneth: Simi dai ji, cha see lang lah
Ah neh: Food!!! Food!!!! Hope got Xiang Gu...
Georgina: Wee! Photos! *poses*

Ok these are only some of the photos that ah dawn sent me, haha photobucket loads slow and i lazy to upload...so yeah there you go

Things Dawn does in hall....

katsu dawn says:
eh eh eh

katsu dawn says:
u noe ah the opp block window got this ang moh guy

katsu dawn says:
wah liew

katsu dawn says:
he is walkign around in his boxers lor

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
boxers oni mah

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
not briefs

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
haha

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
EH

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
WAH LAO!

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
you peeping!

katsu dawn says:
eeeee

katsu dawn says:
i have no idea whats he doing lor

katsu dawn says:
EH

katsu dawn says:
what peeping!!!

katsu dawn says:
his blinds open so wide wide for me to see kay!

katsu dawn says:
and he's like doing some weird stuff




Ahhh, so now we know what she really does at her hall......

Thank You Ppl!!!

hey fellow scandal mongers! decided to drop by here since there's a commercial break, am watching dance floor now. =) just wanted to thank all you dear scandal mongers for your support for all my dance comps and whatever rubbish. i'm so glad to still have you all around for me to preserve my sanity, hmm on second thought maybe not, heh. sometimes spending too much time in the studio can really drive me crazy. so i just want to express my gratitude to all of you all for making my uni life damn happening and crazy. if not uni life would probably be like ohhh so boring! so here's to many more sems of merry making, mo-gu madness (oops sorry teck!). mugging and madcap fun! love u all.

love, ah zhu

3 Guys, 2 Gals, a Car, and a story to tell our grandchildren

We have just received a very interesting story, our agents are preparing their information and doing their research during press time.

It is understood that something very interesting has happened.

All photos are still processing and all interview are still being edited at press time. However, we managed to get hold of a photo of the driver involved..

More news to follow.....

Watch out for this space!!!

ah neh chalet.

Hey every1!

ten thousand dun wants to write 'ah neh' but oh well.. haha

This is to open invitation for all of u to come for my chalet on 22nd- 24thmorn! to have fun over the recess week and all! i know most of us have term paper shits to complete.. if ur really need the time to prepare for term paper den at least try to come for bbq on 23rd feb k?

its at aloha changi: FAIRY PT BUNGALOW 3!

please get back to me if u can make it by 7th feb so i can order food!

nehz.

Tuition Lobangs

Hi peepz, as many pplz request for tuition lobang, it'd be good if you guys can compile one list of tutor list here. List information like

Full name:
Age:
Gender:
Highest qualification and related studies:
Location(where u live, can u travel etc):
Mobile number:
Subjects and levels to teach:
Years of experince:

YUp. that should be all!
Can e-mail me privately if u guys shy shy posting ya particulars here. e-mail to s2megorgeous@gmail.com whee!!!! Tuition kakis!! :P

After exam vacation

what say u guys to going overseas for vacation to places like Taipei, Hong Kong or even bangkok??? after out april exams. :) Feedback needed peepz. :D heee will be fun!!!! whee!!!

Recent Happenings

On tuesday Gelare Outing here are some of the pics taken and dan tou was the center of attention.

Dan Tou is Shy

Again shes Shy

Finally got a candid shot of her grinning haha!

Cavie playing with his specs with a sleepy look

Today what a fine day...

When i am at MKT1003 Lecture... Halfway ah zhu suddenly fly into the seat beside... i stun tio... as if u know ppl hop into the convertable without opening the door that kind? lol... poor sweaty and shirt wet wet ah zhu adjusting her shirt lol... as we are in the lecture we got kind of bored so we took some photos!!!

The girl behind looks very sian ready to run away from the lecture

Took one shot before leaving LT17

After Lecture we went to Forum to wait for Ah bo and Geri with Vincent and Katsudawn. Rachel came to join us too before we went to subway. But before Ah bo and Geri come... we are tempted by gd food in front of us!!!!

Food!!! Drools!

Cute Waterbottle Katsu has

Ah Gong: Bah Tor Yao ah !!!!

Katsu: When is Geri and Ah bo coming?!?!?!?!

Ah Zhu: Hungry ah!!!!! i want to eat the buffet food!!!! Rawr!!!!

-Ah Gong

10 cents story

I'm in a flying happy whee whee mood today!!! WAit first.. whee!! wheE!!! whEE!! WHEE!!! Yippie!! Yay yay yay!!! Wahahaha. Was sitting in the same row as JJL, thats one. When leaving for lecture we bummed into each other. OUUUUUU!!!!~~ Was walking behind him with my cousin to Central lib. He cut my queue at the food store near AS6, after which he looked at me. (ahhhhh...faints) His 10 cents coin dropped while he was paying. I was THE ONE who picked it up and returned it to him. Looking at me in the eyes(got chemistry ok!), smiling to me. Wah~~~ faints... JJL...ahh...~~~

Ok.. i sound like a despo. No more. Period. Hee hee =D

Quote of the day

Who? cavie, kenneth, dan tou, katsu
Where? a scenic seat in the un-airconditioned part of Engine Macs
What? Makaning

Quote of the day-Dan tou: Ah ma! Wo zai zuo "Project!" accompanied by the u-noe-what action.

for more details approach the woman herself.

Lol.

love from katsu

There's smtg about ah zhu

From one very trustworthy source, the informer informed Simply Scandalous Inc.™ that our very own ah zhu is seeking a bodyguard.

Words have it that the number of applicants numbered in the hundreds, and that may very well be an understatement.

From ANOTHER very trustworthy source, KayPoh™ Productions are interested in making a reality show based on this. The name of the show is not yet decided but it is believed to be "Project: Ah Zhu Bodyguard". It would be the first of its kind in the region and perhaps globally, a reality show to select the perfect bodyguard for ah zhu....

From yet another very trustworthy source, there has been an increase in the number of people(all males) going to the gym and taking up martial arts classes.

Sources pointed out some outstanding ones like....

- Weak, frail looking. Trying very hard to pump up his body, but strangely holding a bottle of mayonnaises wherever he goes.

- Like a shadow, not one of the SSI™ informants have seen his face, whenever any of the SSI™ informants caught up to him, but he always manage to lose the SSI™ informants whenever we pass by a pillar.....hmm...most intriguing

- very normal looking guy, blends perfectly into the crowd, totally unnoticeable. However, that fella is happily munching on a biscuit loudly, disturbing our informants greatly.

Things are looking promising already for the show, if the producers managed to trash out a deal.... stay tune to this space, more reports coming up.....

HELLOOOO

oh hello.

just here to say hi!

now, bubbye!

oh, liquid sunrise is michelle. =)

Ah Ghong's rich obsession

Ah Ghong just realized that all the gals he likes are rich.......

do they happen to be rich or does he wanna eat sushi......

Dan tou likes black!

Oh yar, yest dan tou crashed the soci of deviance lecture (yes how appropriate, crashing a soci of deviance lect)

the first thing she say (or rather, exclaimed) was

"Wah , he so black!" *edit* ok dan tou says she CALMLY says "wow, so black" when she saw the lect

end of story

-teck

hey, ah zhu here again. sorry for floodin this blog, but i think you all can guess how boring my lecture is alrd. i am here to rant! cause why? i jus got sabo-ed by kenneth, tingwei and gareth! ok here the story goes, being nice, i brought biscuits for them to eat during lecture, and what do they do? they pass the extra biscuit to this random stranger that is sitting at the end of our row and says it's from me!! me! my goodness. how am i supposed to turn up for econs lecture from now on. i need a cap now to hide my face man. (kenneth says don't act cute. ah zhu says thanks man!) so now ah teck thinks our lecture is damn happening and is goin to crash next week. i am pretty sure there'll be even more crazy stuff happening next week. help!!

poor victimized ah zhu

DAN TOU SAYS HI!!!!!

wah everybody complaining that lect boring. me too. the time is 1043 and i am at a lect, i dunno wat he is talking about!! very luan, wth is he talking about. the things he say totally makes no sense to me leh

oh wait, becoz it is sw1101e lect

and

i am not taking that

just crashing......

woops!

and.....

dantou says hi

hello ppl!!! kenneth here.. so bored in econs lect so juz post sth up lorz.. hiak hiak hiak!! anyways in response to ah zhu's post prior to mine.. she says she's bz wif dance (wat else!) wat else.. i noe wat else.. hehehe.. our ah zhu has such a big fan base here in NUS, of cos she's gotta spend time managing it n trying to keep all the fans happy :) anyways hope all the fans go support her on sat, pray she wins the competition!! yay!!

-kenneth-

ah zhu says hi! kenneth says hi too! as usual he's damn fascinated with whatever i have in my laptop and on my msn list. =P i am damn bored in my microecons lect now. cannot understand what the lecturer is saying, he's jus rambling on and on in his super thick accent. help! alright, haven seen you all peeps arnd for some time alrd. -sobs- i've been busy with dance (what else!) these few weeks but starting next week onwards i would be a lot free-er so yay!

anyways. if you all are free this weekend come down to junction 8 at arnd 4pm to support me and ching cheng in our dance competition k. our item is pretty cute lah, we'll be toys in a music box, like those ballerina in the music box that kind, except that obviously we are not doing ballet lah. heh. so if you all are bored of mugging at home or feel sian come down k!

alright i shall go back to attempting to pay attention to lect .see ya all guys around realllyy realllyyy soon!

love ah zhu

photobucket account

Heeyyy people!

I've just set up a photobucket account (www.photobucket.com), for anyone who wanna post pictures, can just upload them here.

username: simplyscandalicious

(of course right??)

password: ask me in MSN and I'll tell you...

Btw, Teck, I used your hotmail email address to register for this. I REALLY HOPE YOU WON'T MIND! cos my existing e-mail accounts all have a photobucket account attached already. And since you are one of the moderators...

=)

Monday KTV?

Anybody free to go for KTV on Monday?

- Georgina

Georgina's Jay Chou Look alike

Hey fellow scandal mongers we found out one guy georgina secretly admires as a eye candy during her Chinese Studies class since sem1. She feels so hot after seeing him... *takes off jacket* Hiak Hiak here it goes:



Georgina: "AWWWWWW So Shuai!!!!", "Now its my wallpaper sometimes"

Reported by - Ah Gong

22nd January

22nd January night, not such a good night.

Tima-Tabla

Heeyyyy!!!

This is rather sad, to post my very first post on my time-table. Haha.
Nevertheless, for those people who happen to be free, and wanna ask me out,

Mon: End at 2pm
Tue: No school *beams*
Wed: End at 2pm
Thurs: Free from 1-4pm, free for dinner at 6pm
Fri: Free for whole day til 7pm, and free for supper

hmm but somehow with so many people's tima tablas.. I can't visualise when are the common times!

It's just me, right?


*psst* let's post some peektures soon!!

timetable contribution!

ok pple here's my time table! haha inclusive of my tuition and work. morn shift means i'll be free after work which is 5.30pm plus plus cuz it'll drag at times. noon shift means i'll be at work from 2 onwards. 4/c or 6/c means i'll be at work from 4pm or 6pm till closing which is 10.30pm. if there's any special event u can pre-book me so i can request for off days. as for CNY visit.. please tell me like TMR or i might not get my off day! *note: i wont be in school on mon and fri.

n yes for those who stumbled onto my blog.. its confusing shit to discourage pple from reading. haha n the tagboard is for laughs. heh heh. enjoy sem 2 every1! =)

odd
Time	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday
9am-10am
10am-11am		SW2104 [L]		JS1101E [L]
11am-12pm		SW2104 [L]		JS1101E [L]
12pm-1pm			SW2101 [L]	SW2105 [L]
1pm-2pm			SW2101 [L]	SW2105 [L]
2pm-3pm
3pm-4pm
4pm-5pm		SC2212 [L]		SW2105 [TO]
5pm-6pm		SC2212 [L]		SW2105 [TO]
	morn+tui		4/C	tuition
Even
Time	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday
8am-9am		SW2101 [TE]	JS1101 [T]
9am-10am		SW2101 [TE]
10am-11am		SW2104 [L]		JS1101E [L]
11am-12pm		SW2104 [L]		JS1101E [L]
12pm-1pm			SW2101 [L]	SW2105 [L]
1pm-2pm			SW2101 [L]	SW2105 [L]
2pm-3pm				SC2212 [TE]
3pm-4pm				SC2212 [TE]
4pm-5pm		SC2212 [L]	SW2101 [TE]
5pm-6pm		SC2212 [L]	SW2101 [TE]
	tuition		Tuition	6/C	Noon

Chinese New Year Songs

Hey people don't you think Chinese New Year Songs sometimes are very annoying? anyway my frens and i think of making life easier... we come out with CNY made easier... kinda of lame ... here it goes.... (in Dong Dong Chiang tune)

DDC... DDC... DDCDCDC... GXGX.... FYFDC.....

Anyway i hope this year Mediacrop dun broadcast so much Chinese New Year MVs... is very disturbing...

Ah Gong

Outing Updates

Ok for tues one, hmm quite a number of us end clz at 6 rite? after that we go town la and have dinner while we wait for the gals den we have desserts tgt?

how dats that sound to you all?

Teck

TimeTable

hmm perhaps we should post our timetable here? so that everyone can find their lunch kakis and easier to arrange outings too!

mine is:

Mon: Muahahah Free Day
Tues: Free from 11-3 and after 6
Wed: Free from 10-12 and free after 2
Thur: Alternate 2-4 lessons(even)
Fri: Free from 2-7 and after 10, supper anyone?

Teck

mine is

Mon: 11am to 2pm break then 4pm onwards free
Tuesday: 12pm onwards
Wed: 2pm Onwards
Thu: 2pm to 5pm break then 6pm onwards free
Fri: Odd week totally free and Even weeks from 1pm onwards free

Ah Gong

mine is

Mon: 12pm to 2pm free for odd week, 2pm onwards for even week
Tues: Free day
Wed: 12pm onwards free
Thu: 2pm onwards free for odd week, 12pm onwards for even week
Fri: 2pm to 7pm free

Georgina

Tues Gelare, Weds Minds and Someday KTV

Gelare/dinner
Wah ok first nxt tues gelare who wants? coz i think rong'er maggie and ah boh got dance at cityhall there rite? so what do you all think?

Weds minds!
hmm quite alota ppl free wed after 2 rite? felt like going minds again! who is with me?!

KTV
I wanna go ktv!!!! Mouth super itchy, how ah anyone free one anyday to go?

Teck

21st January

21st january is an awesome day! ( or 20th night ) -grin-

first love in uni....

mogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogu!

it all started in the lecture.. where he 默默的望着她。。。。some1 so special n outstanding.
the special little mogu that is surrounded by ROSEBUDs, emphasizing on its uniqueness and highlighting the outstanding captivating self. it begin to carry the essence of fragrant rosebud scent. 迷蝶香。。。。

so the scents of rosebud also reminds one of mogu's presence. no wonder he enjoys the redolence. so alluring! the fragrance from both the rosebud and the mogu WILL stick with him.

蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇！

the love story carries on....

First Post

Hey yall!

Ok this is a really really really belated first post. Alot of you are complaining that how come there are no posts.

haha okok well, figuring that posting the thing in tagboard *might* go unnoticed, i shall say it here again

Ok those who want to add to the authorship of the blog(which i hope is everybody) pls email to simplyscandalicious@gmail.com and i will just add you in!

For those who dont have a blogspot acct, aiyah can la not very trouble some just a few clicks and type a few words den have account liao.

Hmm and the birthday part yeah, if you noticed on your left i have added some additional stuff. For the birthdays, i only have the records of the Avivans and *some* Aston peeps, so pls either reply to this post or email your email to us! and you shall have very fun bdae muahahahahha (especially if yours is the 21st bdae)

Ok well boring stuff la but yeah there will be more interesting stuff to come, now lazy to post la..haha

Teck

Quick Summary of Recent Funny Incidents and Scandals

Ah Gong here reporting and summarising the funny incidents happen recently up to my best knowledge. If someone has more juciy scandals, more accurate explanation or more elaborate explaination pls do update this blog. *Hiak* :P

1) Ah Zhu has more than 30 secret admirers with the most talked about ones are:

a)Longan

b)Sunny

c)Wolfie

d) Pillarman

e) Richard

f) many more and still counting

but.... she still faithful to her....

Long bean....

2) Teck since start of Sem 1 of AY06/07 a mysterious girl appear in his life and she is non other than...

Mogu!!!!!!

3) Next our Ah jie number 2 after our ah zhu is Geri aka Jelly (given by ah bo) aka Maggie (since she like to cook maggie mee to eat especially at 2am in the morning!).

Our Mr Cavie, who likes Andrea, saw Maggie... he decided to take Maggie too... after taking friday 4 to 6 pm lesson with dan tou... he also like dan tou.. in short Cavie likes Maggie, Andrea, Dantou and not forgetting Shiwy... oh man... he's the man with the capacity!

4) One Day when we saw rachel ... rachel is too clean from any scandal ... then we saw a sun alike tattoo on her arm.. then we realised.... isn;t that sunny? lol! Now she can't deny that she and sunny... ermm hmmm... hahaha!

5) After our chalet, our Gareth was quite interested in someone... he asked kenneth who is the small size girl who came with georgina.. Kenneth think and think who is small size girl and he suddenly got it... it was C3.... hmmmmm how come Gareth will ask leh... something is fishy.. and then gareth seem to notice C3 quite a bit wor... even C3 selling her textbook in the IVLE forum he also know wor... something indeed is fishy...

6) Our Ah bo while playing basketball.... she got in her throw and she shouted BOA!!!!!! Rejoicefully... and then an Ang mo walk pass saw it then smile to her.... Ah bo was so darn pai seh...

7) Teck was having some Sugar cane juice and Maggie was having some tea... then the sticker label hawkers use to differentiate thier cups teck took out the sticky and paste it on the other cup.. then the auntie who owns the cup come and knock his head and hand said " Xiao Di ah... Shou yang ah" then we burst out in laugther...

8) This is how Toshi got her name when the way she ask ppl to take photo with her while she is high... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XganhdCqj_o

9) When we went to Minds Cafe to play... the girls like Ah bo and maggie play ugly ugly darn scary la... but its fun... then the other week after we go minds cafe... kenneth was sharing he go shanghai... he pee into a plastic bag when the car he took was stuck in the jam... then he was holding the fill to the brim bag of urine during his journey... then that let us think of when ppl having nature's call in the MRT... maybe ppl will do what kenneth do in the car... and then they will tie up and put under the seat (sound like the terrorist warning video we saw at the MRT station) ... then the person was about to leave the bag of urine and left... but someone alert passenger told the guy... "Xian Sheng Ni de Niao" the guy replied " bu shi wo de! Bu shi wo de!" then rush off... after that he press his HP button and then boom.. the while train flooded with the guy's urine... then we imagine the Titanic scene where water gash out!

10) and Lastly a quick summary of ppl and thier Alias

- Teck = Ah Teck, Tecko, Mogu

- Yvonne = Ah Bo, Ham Bin

- Kenneth = Ham Bin, Sister

- Selina = Ah Neh

- Sharon = Ah Zhu, Xiao Hei Zhu, Xiao Zhu, Zhu Zhu, Nai Ping

- Ting Wei = Cavie, Caveman, Aids Man

- Michelle = Toshi, Ah Ngiam

- Geri = Jelly, Maggie

- Merrisa = Dan Tou

- Dawn = Katsudawn, Unatama

- Leong = Ah Leong

- Kynneth = Ah Gong

- Ching Cheng = C3

- Mao Mao = Mao Mao

- Pei Rong = Rong-er, Little Miss Lost Her Way

- Sunny = Sunny

Others still in progress: Rachel, Andrew, Sunny, Leila, Gareth, Georgina

Oh man who did i miss out hahaha...

And lastly today... when Selina keep saying Mogu when she is high eating muddy mud pie from Coffe club express... Teck was so provoked and he threw his tea bag on ah neh's neh! so jun!!! hahaha! oh man.... ah neh is really on Teck's nerves. :P

More updates stay tuned

Reported by Ah Gong