1) Ah Zhu has more than 30 secret admirers with the most talked about ones are:
a)Longan
b)Sunny
c)Wolfie
d) Pillarman
e) Richard
f) many more and still counting
but.... she still faithful to her....
Long bean....
2) Teck since start of Sem 1 of AY06/07 a mysterious girl appear in his life and she is non other than...
Mogu!!!!!!
3) Next our Ah jie number 2 after our ah zhu is Geri aka Jelly (given by ah bo) aka Maggie (since she like to cook maggie mee to eat especially at 2am in the morning!).
Our Mr Cavie, who likes Andrea, saw Maggie... he decided to take Maggie too... after taking friday 4 to 6 pm lesson with dan tou... he also like dan tou.. in short Cavie likes Maggie, Andrea, Dantou and not forgetting Shiwy... oh man... he's the man with the capacity!
4) One Day when we saw rachel ... rachel is too clean from any scandal ... then we saw a sun alike tattoo on her arm.. then we realised.... isn;t that sunny? lol! Now she can't deny that she and sunny... ermm hmmm... hahaha!
5) After our chalet, our Gareth was quite interested in someone... he asked kenneth who is the small size girl who came with georgina.. Kenneth think and think who is small size girl and he suddenly got it... it was C3.... hmmmmm how come Gareth will ask leh... something is fishy.. and then gareth seem to notice C3 quite a bit wor... even C3 selling her textbook in the IVLE forum he also know wor... something indeed is fishy...
6) Our Ah bo while playing basketball.... she got in her throw and she shouted BOA!!!!!! Rejoicefully... and then an Ang mo walk pass saw it then smile to her.... Ah bo was so darn pai seh...
7) Teck was having some Sugar cane juice and Maggie was having some tea... then the sticker label hawkers use to differentiate thier cups teck took out the sticky and paste it on the other cup.. then the auntie who owns the cup come and knock his head and hand said " Xiao Di ah... Shou yang ah" then we burst out in laugther...
8) This is how Toshi got her name when the way she ask ppl to take photo with her while she is high... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XganhdCqj_o
9) When we went to Minds Cafe to play... the girls like Ah bo and maggie play ugly ugly darn scary la... but its fun... then the other week after we go minds cafe... kenneth was sharing he go shanghai... he pee into a plastic bag when the car he took was stuck in the jam... then he was holding the fill to the brim bag of urine during his journey... then that let us think of when ppl having nature's call in the MRT... maybe ppl will do what kenneth do in the car... and then they will tie up and put under the seat (sound like the terrorist warning video we saw at the MRT station) ... then the person was about to leave the bag of urine and left... but someone alert passenger told the guy... "Xian Sheng Ni de Niao" the guy replied " bu shi wo de! Bu shi wo de!" then rush off... after that he press his HP button and then boom.. the while train flooded with the guy's urine... then we imagine the Titanic scene where water gash out!
10) and Lastly a quick summary of ppl and thier Alias
- Teck = Ah Teck, Tecko, Mogu
- Yvonne = Ah Bo, Ham Bin
- Kenneth = Ham Bin, Sister
- Selina = Ah Neh
- Sharon = Ah Zhu, Xiao Hei Zhu, Xiao Zhu, Zhu Zhu, Nai Ping
- Ting Wei = Cavie, Caveman, Aids Man
- Michelle = Toshi, Ah Ngiam
- Geri = Jelly, Maggie
- Merrisa = Dan Tou
- Dawn = Katsudawn, Unatama
- Leong = Ah Leong
- Kynneth = Ah Gong
- Ching Cheng = C3
- Mao Mao = Mao Mao
- Pei Rong = Rong-er, Little Miss Lost Her Way
- Sunny = Sunny
Others still in progress: Rachel, Andrew, Sunny, Leila, Gareth, Georgina
Oh man who did i miss out hahaha...
And lastly today... when Selina keep saying Mogu when she is high eating muddy mud pie from Coffe club express... Teck was so provoked and he threw his tea bag on ah neh's neh! so jun!!! hahaha! oh man.... ah neh is really on Teck's nerves. :P
More updates stay tuned
Reported by Ah Gong
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