Mogu has once invaded the Fashion world!!!

Hey dear fellow Scandalmongers.... on Monday i saw soemone wearing some Mogu shirt.. i quickly tell agent Ah zhu but she kind of missed it... after going back doing some research... here are my findings...





Hehehehee

Mogu Resturant

According to our SSI agents. We have spotted a Mogu Resturant decdicated to Mogu lovers like... er hmmm...

URL: http://wineanddine.asiaone.com.sg/reviews/restaurants/others/20061203_001.html

Someone must be happy knowing there is such resturant dedicate to.... hahaha =X

- Reported by Ah Gong, Mogu Resturant Spotted by Ah Zhu

Wah Bak Torh Tia

Joke of the day:

This is what dawn send to her tutor today with the help of teck on the subject: Wah Bak Torh Tia

Check this out!

ATTENTION

newsflash!!

There appears to be a mistake in reportings. The Bomberman is actually ahboh's love interest. She has been secretly taking photos of him and even a video in class! Do not believe her claims that she is doing me a favour by taking the photos.

In fact, she got so excited today in trying to capture a photo and video that she dropped her phone twice! And yet she remains determined to capture a photo of the bomberman.

In fact, it was miss ahboh who gave him the name, it was miss ahboh who first noticed him! There can be no other explanation!!
She is trying to cover up her feelings by trying to throw people off the track by involving me...


Yes. but now the truth is finally revealed.

Ahboh! Don't worry and don't be shy! We will support you!!

the BOMBERman

look out for the new guy on the block. presenting jelly mellie's lastest scandal....

the BOMBER man!!

during our NM tutorial. check out his i-soo-soo-wanna-turn-around to look at jelly's expression!

Mogu Madness During Valentines Day

Hey fellow Scandal Mongers... SSI Agent Ah Gong Reporting here... Valentines Day is round the corner... have u planned a wonderful program on that day with a wonderful gift for your loved ones? well dun fret NUS Central forum has a Vday Bazaar to fulfil ur demands!!! while walking to and fro the Forum with the sharpness of my eye i found something at the central Forum that fits Teckos perfectly as Tecko can buy this gift for his Princess Mogu...

Lovely Mogu Necklace which comes in white top and black top!!

Yeah man... indeed Mogu Madness has penetrated into the Valentines Day Market... maybe one day we might stop giving roses and start giving Mogu instead? :P

Mogu Fever in Singapore

mogu madness!!! hahaha. according to a very reliable source, our trusty agents have reported that there is a sudden rise in interest in mogu (gasps!) in Singapore. Oh no, our condolences goes out to our dear ah teck as we predict that many more love rivals will enter the battle for our lovely mogu's hand.

evidence as gathered from our SSI agents! spotted in all major supermarkets in Singapore, mogu has been found on the shelves. :)
what would ah teck do to fend off all the potential competitors? stay tuned to find out the latest happenings. meanwhile, let our powers combine... and help ah teck in his love battle~ go go go!

from cheongsam fighter ah zhu

Ah Neh is Hungry!

Here's Agent Ah Gong reporting the latest happenings... apparently from the info given by Agent Teck.... Ah neh was hungry in a lecture of 42 ppl.... while she was hungry.... her stomach was growling very very very loud.... and when she tell teck... "teck im hungry" the ppl in front suddenly turn and says " We know... cos we can hear it" ...... almost half the class can hear her stomach growlling...

Another Juicy Scandals reported by Ah gong *wink*

SOS for teckos!

Heys everybuggy!
this is agent ahboh reporting. apparently one of our fellow scandal monger ahteckos has met with a crisis! ahteckos has a love rival! oh my mama!

love rival:
CZP aka penguin..
(man! this is him! regconise our enemy!)
as everyone knows, mogu and teckos got to know each other in sem one during our chinese tradition class(same tutorial and lecture, aww how sweet...).
we had to work on a project, and there was this extra person who joined our group. he is non other than the infamous penguin.
his intentions were unclear initially why he wanted to join our group, but through agent ahboh's ingenious analysis...we have come to a conclusion that Penguin actually also has a crush on lovely Mogu, but he knows that she is already taken by *coughcough*.
so...he joined our project group, in hope of getting close to teckos, to know him better, to find his weak spot, to GET RID OF HIM, so that he can be together with mogu!
oh my mama! what a cunning shrewd fella!
we cannot let such a tragic happen to our teckos okies! we must save him!
so i am appealing to all the fellow scandalmongers out there on teckos behalf, we must help him defeat that nasty penguin okies!




teckos, we will support youu all the wayy! AZAA AZAA FIGHTING!



loves,
BoA*

Ah Zhu with Another Guy

Venue: NUS Engineering Canteen
Time: 2.30pm - 3.00pm
Event: Lunch at Engineering Canteen
Findings: Hmm whose this guy? any idea? No. XX? HAHAHA



Photo Courtesy by Ah Gong
:p Bleahz

Maggie's latest scandal

According to SSI agent Ah boh, she reported that apparently, during one of their weekly dance practice. apparently maggie has made a very good friend that looks like the dude above. Apparently too, that muscleman tried really hard but failed(the failed part is added by Agent Ah Boh) to impress our very own Maggie.

It is our Ah Zhu again!!!!

Venue : LT 11
Occasion : Econs Lecture
Time : Approximately 1145am

What happened?

Upon seeing a freaking long maths equation, our very own ah zhu started to moan loudly.

Then a guy infront of him, who is happily playing his computer game and not listening to the lecture, turn at look happily at our Ah Zhu.

Oh and dan tou is shibou shitsu no buta .

Things Dawn does in hall....

katsu dawn says:
eh eh eh

katsu dawn says:
u noe ah the opp block window got this ang moh guy

katsu dawn says:
wah liew

katsu dawn says:
he is walkign around in his boxers lor

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
boxers oni mah

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
not briefs

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
haha

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
EH

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
WAH LAO!

Lang . Tian Ya [ 浪 . 天涯] - [自由人] - 寻 - every wrinkle tells a story, every scar tells a tale says:
you peeping!

katsu dawn says:
eeeee

katsu dawn says:
i have no idea whats he doing lor

katsu dawn says:
EH

katsu dawn says:
what peeping!!!

katsu dawn says:
his blinds open so wide wide for me to see kay!

katsu dawn says:
and he's like doing some weird stuff




Ahhh, so now we know what she really does at her hall......

10 cents story

I'm in a flying happy whee whee mood today!!! WAit first.. whee!! wheE!!! whEE!! WHEE!!! Yippie!! Yay yay yay!!! Wahahaha. Was sitting in the same row as JJL, thats one. When leaving for lecture we bummed into each other. OUUUUUU!!!!~~ Was walking behind him with my cousin to Central lib. He cut my queue at the food store near AS6, after which he looked at me. (ahhhhh...faints) His 10 cents coin dropped while he was paying. I was THE ONE who picked it up and returned it to him. Looking at me in the eyes(got chemistry ok!), smiling to me. Wah~~~ faints... JJL...ahh...~~~

Ok.. i sound like a despo. No more. Period. Hee hee =D

Quote of the day

Who? cavie, kenneth, dan tou, katsu
Where? a scenic seat in the un-airconditioned part of Engine Macs
What? Makaning

Quote of the day-Dan tou: Ah ma! Wo zai zuo "Project!" accompanied by the u-noe-what action.

for more details approach the woman herself.

Lol.

love from katsu

There's smtg about ah zhu

From one very trustworthy source, the informer informed Simply Scandalous Inc.™ that our very own ah zhu is seeking a bodyguard.

Words have it that the number of applicants numbered in the hundreds, and that may very well be an understatement.

From ANOTHER very trustworthy source, KayPoh™ Productions are interested in making a reality show based on this. The name of the show is not yet decided but it is believed to be "Project: Ah Zhu Bodyguard". It would be the first of its kind in the region and perhaps globally, a reality show to select the perfect bodyguard for ah zhu....

From yet another very trustworthy source, there has been an increase in the number of people(all males) going to the gym and taking up martial arts classes.

Sources pointed out some outstanding ones like....

- Weak, frail looking. Trying very hard to pump up his body, but strangely holding a bottle of mayonnaises wherever he goes.

- Like a shadow, not one of the SSI™ informants have seen his face, whenever any of the SSI™ informants caught up to him, but he always manage to lose the SSI™ informants whenever we pass by a pillar.....hmm...most intriguing

- very normal looking guy, blends perfectly into the crowd, totally unnoticeable. However, that fella is happily munching on a biscuit loudly, disturbing our informants greatly.

Things are looking promising already for the show, if the producers managed to trash out a deal.... stay tune to this space, more reports coming up.....

Ah Ghong's rich obsession

Ah Ghong just realized that all the gals he likes are rich.......

do they happen to be rich or does he wanna eat sushi......

Georgina's Jay Chou Look alike

Hey fellow scandal mongers we found out one guy georgina secretly admires as a eye candy during her Chinese Studies class since sem1. She feels so hot after seeing him... *takes off jacket* Hiak Hiak here it goes:



Georgina: "AWWWWWW So Shuai!!!!", "Now its my wallpaper sometimes"

Reported by - Ah Gong

first love in uni....

mogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogu!

it all started in the lecture.. where he 默默的望着她。。。。some1 so special n outstanding.
the special little mogu that is surrounded by ROSEBUDs, emphasizing on its uniqueness and highlighting the outstanding captivating self. it begin to carry the essence of fragrant rosebud scent. 迷蝶香。。。。

so the scents of rosebud also reminds one of mogu's presence. no wonder he enjoys the redolence. so alluring! the fragrance from both the rosebud and the mogu WILL stick with him.

蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇蘑菇！

the love story carries on....

Quick Summary of Recent Funny Incidents and Scandals

Ah Gong here reporting and summarising the funny incidents happen recently up to my best knowledge. If someone has more juciy scandals, more accurate explanation or more elaborate explaination pls do update this blog. *Hiak* :P

1) Ah Zhu has more than 30 secret admirers with the most talked about ones are:

a)Longan

b)Sunny

c)Wolfie

d) Pillarman

e) Richard

f) many more and still counting

but.... she still faithful to her....

Long bean....

2) Teck since start of Sem 1 of AY06/07 a mysterious girl appear in his life and she is non other than...

Mogu!!!!!!

3) Next our Ah jie number 2 after our ah zhu is Geri aka Jelly (given by ah bo) aka Maggie (since she like to cook maggie mee to eat especially at 2am in the morning!).

Our Mr Cavie, who likes Andrea, saw Maggie... he decided to take Maggie too... after taking friday 4 to 6 pm lesson with dan tou... he also like dan tou.. in short Cavie likes Maggie, Andrea, Dantou and not forgetting Shiwy... oh man... he's the man with the capacity!

4) One Day when we saw rachel ... rachel is too clean from any scandal ... then we saw a sun alike tattoo on her arm.. then we realised.... isn;t that sunny? lol! Now she can't deny that she and sunny... ermm hmmm... hahaha!

5) After our chalet, our Gareth was quite interested in someone... he asked kenneth who is the small size girl who came with georgina.. Kenneth think and think who is small size girl and he suddenly got it... it was C3.... hmmmmm how come Gareth will ask leh... something is fishy.. and then gareth seem to notice C3 quite a bit wor... even C3 selling her textbook in the IVLE forum he also know wor... something indeed is fishy...

6) Our Ah bo while playing basketball.... she got in her throw and she shouted BOA!!!!!! Rejoicefully... and then an Ang mo walk pass saw it then smile to her.... Ah bo was so darn pai seh...

7) Teck was having some Sugar cane juice and Maggie was having some tea... then the sticker label hawkers use to differentiate thier cups teck took out the sticky and paste it on the other cup.. then the auntie who owns the cup come and knock his head and hand said " Xiao Di ah... Shou yang ah" then we burst out in laugther...

8) This is how Toshi got her name when the way she ask ppl to take photo with her while she is high... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XganhdCqj_o

9) When we went to Minds Cafe to play... the girls like Ah bo and maggie play ugly ugly darn scary la... but its fun... then the other week after we go minds cafe... kenneth was sharing he go shanghai... he pee into a plastic bag when the car he took was stuck in the jam... then he was holding the fill to the brim bag of urine during his journey... then that let us think of when ppl having nature's call in the MRT... maybe ppl will do what kenneth do in the car... and then they will tie up and put under the seat (sound like the terrorist warning video we saw at the MRT station) ... then the person was about to leave the bag of urine and left... but someone alert passenger told the guy... "Xian Sheng Ni de Niao" the guy replied " bu shi wo de! Bu shi wo de!" then rush off... after that he press his HP button and then boom.. the while train flooded with the guy's urine... then we imagine the Titanic scene where water gash out!

10) and Lastly a quick summary of ppl and thier Alias

- Teck = Ah Teck, Tecko, Mogu

- Yvonne = Ah Bo, Ham Bin

- Kenneth = Ham Bin, Sister

- Selina = Ah Neh

- Sharon = Ah Zhu, Xiao Hei Zhu, Xiao Zhu, Zhu Zhu, Nai Ping

- Ting Wei = Cavie, Caveman, Aids Man

- Michelle = Toshi, Ah Ngiam

- Geri = Jelly, Maggie

- Merrisa = Dan Tou

- Dawn = Katsudawn, Unatama

- Leong = Ah Leong

- Kynneth = Ah Gong

- Ching Cheng = C3

- Mao Mao = Mao Mao

- Pei Rong = Rong-er, Little Miss Lost Her Way

- Sunny = Sunny

Others still in progress: Rachel, Andrew, Sunny, Leila, Gareth, Georgina

Oh man who did i miss out hahaha...

And lastly today... when Selina keep saying Mogu when she is high eating muddy mud pie from Coffe club express... Teck was so provoked and he threw his tea bag on ah neh's neh! so jun!!! hahaha! oh man.... ah neh is really on Teck's nerves. :P

More updates stay tuned

Reported by Ah Gong